01 FEBRUARY 2009. SUNDAY. 06:29PM

My first outdoor movie of the summer. Every inch of the lawn was occupied and teenage girls squealed with hormonal delight every time Edward appeared on screen.

While we waited for the late sundown we estimated (with our brilliant unaudited calculations) that they make $1,200 on bean bag rentals on a good night. We also used the time productively to pondered over the probability of stealing one home and foregoing our $10 deposit, and sneaking it back in for the next movie without getting caught.

So kids, stay in school. Math can be useful when you are waiting for the movie to start.